October 24, 2011

Amish Vampiress of the Tribulation



"That’s right. It’s an Amish novel; it’s a vampire novel; it’s an end-times novel. It’s the best of all worlds."

I'm ROTALing over here. This is quite possibly among the top three funniest things I've ever read.

"Twenty-three year old Cassidy lives a simple life in the Amish countryside of Lancaster County. Simple, that is, until Slade Byler moves into the old Lapp farm. Cassidy finds herself irresistibly drawn to the handsome Slade; but she fears to share the secret that she alone knows. For Cassidy is an immortal, a princess in the long line of ancient Amish vampires. Will Slade’s love grow cold when he learns this great secret? Can she give to him a heart that does not beat?"

Click below. Read the rest. Laugh. Hard.

Cassidy: Amish Vampiress of the Tribulation


Rolling On Thin Air Laughing,
-whisper


p.s. of course, no offense and/or insult intended to anyone Amish. ^_^ I (and the article) are poking fun at Christians and their literature in general.

5 comments:

Jake said...

.....

Wow.

"Oh, Slade, what can your buggy do against the forces of the Antichrist?"

WOW.

ROFL.

To quote "Ice Age 3":

"What's wrong with laughing?"
*points* "They DIED laughing!"

*dies*

whisper said...

*chortles* EPIC line.

I never saw Ice Age 3.... but this quote shows an unusual wisdom and a deep understanding of the danger of excessive mirth. ^_^

Ninja Tim said...

Oh Lord preserve us... O_O

My mind is completely torn in two between the hilarity of the situation and bewilderment at trying to imagine a buggy riding out (or a tank driven by an Amish person... even more interesting) to meet the armies of the Anti-Christ... *wait, what?*

How people come up with this kind of stuff I'll never know... *dies from indecision between laughter and complete discombobulation*

Pathfinder said...

That is the funniest thing I've read since-since... *thinks* ... Wait...that is the funniest thing I've ever read.
Thanks for posting it!

whisper said...

*laughs aloud at Ninja's comments* I know. I know. It's.... brilliant. XD And I died too.

Pathfinder - I know. ^_^ It is so. It's astonishing. Thanks for reading it. XD

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