I'm ROTALing over here. This is quite possibly among the top three funniest things I've ever read.
"Twenty-three year old Cassidy lives a simple life in the Amish countryside of Lancaster County. Simple, that is, until Slade Byler moves into the old Lapp farm. Cassidy finds herself irresistibly drawn to the handsome Slade; but she fears to share the secret that she alone knows. For Cassidy is an immortal, a princess in the long line of ancient Amish vampires. Will Slade’s love grow cold when he learns this great secret? Can she give to him a heart that does not beat?"
Click below. Read the rest. Laugh. Hard.
Cassidy: Amish Vampiress of the Tribulation
Rolling On Thin Air Laughing,
-whisper
p.s. of course, no offense and/or insult intended to anyone Amish. ^_^ I (and the article) are poking fun at Christians and their literature in general.
-whisper
p.s. of course, no offense and/or insult intended to anyone Amish. ^_^ I (and the article) are poking fun at Christians and their literature in general.
5 comments:
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Wow.
"Oh, Slade, what can your buggy do against the forces of the Antichrist?"
WOW.
ROFL.
To quote "Ice Age 3":
"What's wrong with laughing?"
*points* "They DIED laughing!"
*dies*
*chortles* EPIC line.
I never saw Ice Age 3.... but this quote shows an unusual wisdom and a deep understanding of the danger of excessive mirth. ^_^
Oh Lord preserve us... O_O
My mind is completely torn in two between the hilarity of the situation and bewilderment at trying to imagine a buggy riding out (or a tank driven by an Amish person... even more interesting) to meet the armies of the Anti-Christ... *wait, what?*
How people come up with this kind of stuff I'll never know... *dies from indecision between laughter and complete discombobulation*
That is the funniest thing I've read since-since... *thinks* ... Wait...that is the funniest thing I've ever read.
Thanks for posting it!
*laughs aloud at Ninja's comments* I know. I know. It's.... brilliant. XD And I died too.
Pathfinder - I know. ^_^ It is so. It's astonishing. Thanks for reading it. XD
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